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So, as it turns out, Sam is quite the character. Whether she marches to the beat of her own drummer or if she falls somewhere on the "there's something wrong with her but not sure what it's called" scale, is unclear. She's highly intelligent but a bit peculiar. Today's bang-my-head, roll my eye, wonder if we need to go on a modified diet to control behavior moment was as follows:

Sam - Mom, what's a lentil?

Me - a lentil? It's a bean.

Sam - So would it hurt if you put it in your eye?

Me - Um, yes, it would.

Sam - So beans are just for eating?

Me - (shaking head) Yes, hun. Just. For. Eating.

Ten minutes later:

Ryan - Mom, Sam never remembers to make her bed! I have to do it!

Sam - (yelling, red faced, eyes bugging out, stomping her foot) I do too remember Wyan! I just don't do it!!!

Seriously, no joke. Kids are crazy or else we are. But I love 'em.