Sam: Mom, is it tomorrow?
Me: No, it's today.
Sam: But I thought it was tomorrow, and I don't have school tomorrow!
Me: Oh. Right, you don't have school today.
Sam: So, it's tomorrow?
Ryan: From yesterday it's tomorrow Sam.
Me: (impressed) That's right Ryan. But from today, tomorrow is still tomorrow.
Sam: (confused, and rightly so) DO I HAVE SCHOOL!?
A new day....
Me: Sammie, stop that whining and crying!
Sam: I'm not crying, I'm just laughing in Spanish.
A new day still....
Me: Sam! Why is there scotch tape all over this T.V.?
Sam: I'm taping the Mickey Mouse show Mom!
